Opportunafish

Just Say Yes

Stressed--dessertS

What was eustress yesterday is distress today.

Ho-Hum

If you can't ask for it yourself, you will not receive it.

Jamie

You're not thinking hard enough

Danger

Always remember that the danger of being caught is what really makes it fun.

Cor!

Within 48 hours of reading this fortune you will furiously punch your pillow.  You will also scream in rage.  Hurle.

Indy

Be careful where you place your feet, for your footsteps leave a permanent mark.